Recognize that terrain? That's the bridge leading into the Kurast Dock. You can see Wussie's attack options blocked out in red. She's in town. So what on earth is Ismail Vilehand doing there?

A) Somebody's having a baaaaaaad start to Act Three.
B) This fellow is soliciting donations for the Temple of Zakarum
C) Sirian has artfully spliced several pictures together
D) Romance blossoms in the strangest places
E) The Wanderer has revealed his true identity (and it ain't pretty)
F) Talk about your serious game bugs... sheesh
G) Somebody got lost and stopped to ask for directions

No? You're not buying any of those explanations? Neither did Ormus, when he asked Wussie Girl why there was a greater demon pacing restlessly outside the town gate, held at bay only by the power of the Gidbinn. As it turns out, Wussie Girl panicked when this boss ate her merc. She ran screaming in abject terror all the way back to town. What a wuss! :)

Yep, I lured a council boss all the way back to town. You've got to love act three. It's the coolest thing since sliced bread, you know.

Once I had taken that tourist's picture, Wussie led him out into the woods and mugged him. Poor guy. Let's not talk about how many times he cleaned her clock before she nailed him, though, OK?

Now let's get on with The Rest of Normal Difficulty