MOO MOO!

Moo, moo moo moo, moo, clvl 26, moo. Moo moo, moo, almooooooooooooost clvl 27 moo.

Moo Twitchthroe, moo, moo-moo. Moomoomoo Sigon's Moo. Moooooooooooooooooooo.

Moo @ 12
Moomoo @ 10 (moo 110 points of moo absorption, no moo against elements).
Amp Moo @ 1
Moo @ 1
Iron Moo @ 1
Mooo @ 1
Moo Tap @ 1
DecrepiMoo @ 1
Moo Golem @ 1 (rarely mooed, and only as a moomoo or occasionally with Iron Moo for Vile's only moo attack).

Moomoo: +176 AR, 8-34 Base Damage, IAS - gambled by accident, Act Moo
Twitchthroe Moo: +10 Str/Dex, SIAS, +25% to shield block - gambled Act Moo
Rare Moo Shield: -2 Magic Damage, +8 Mana, +7 Life, Fastest Recovery - Duriel
Moo's Visor: +30 Mana - found Act 3
Rare Moo: Vulpine, -1 Dmg and MD, +20ish Lit/Poison Resist, +1 Dex
Rare Moo: +1 Light, +23 Fire Resist, +7 Lit Resist, +19 Mana - Gidbinn reward
Rare Moots: Faster Run, three minor resists, +2 Dex - gambled Act Moo
Rare Moos: Half Freeze, +18 Cold Res, +8 Dex, +9 Stamina - gambled Act 3
Sigon's Moo: +20 Fire Resist, +20 Life - gambled Act 4 Moo: +49 AR, 5% Life Leech

Moo?

Moo!

Moo, moomoomoo, moo.

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Moo.

Moo? Gained a Moo. Put my five moos into getting me some moo moo stats.

Poison Moo now at mooteen. Stab moo of them, moo them green, listen to them moomoo, moo time moos, then they moo the farm, kick the moo, their moo comes up, the Grim Moo calls their moo, and they head off to moo the great moo in the sky. :)

Moo-moo. Moo, moo, moo. Mooooo. Moo moo.

Moo.

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Moo escape portal. Moo.

Moo? Moo. Moo-moo. Moo moo moo. Moomoomoomoo. Mooooo!

Moo Poison Moo. Moo to recast moo shield moo often.

My plan moo moo: Moo, Moo, Moo. Now that moo, moo his moomoo.

More moos? No problem. Moo? Not much problem. Moomoo? Moo that is a moo!

No wonder the moomoo. No wonder there are so many moos. That's a boss. Well, well, well. Moo moo moo.

Sszark was moomoo because I had my moo in the sand. That lawyer mooed his moo, as in moo-up-and-die-in-a-hurry kind of moo, like fighting Laz in Moo1 in higher diffi-mooty without moo resistance. Do not moo up or you are milktoast.

There were moo many moosters over there. Not only the boss and moomoomoo, but also some moos and some moo moos. This was not looking mood.

Well what do you moo, an honest to moodness mooey moo in Normoo difficulty. Will mooing never cease?

Moo? Moo!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo. Moo. Moo! Moo? Moo! Moo? Moomoo! Moomoo? Moomoomoo!

Mooed their last moo.

Moo? Moo!

Moo? Moo!

Moo? Moo!

Moomoo's moo.

Moo moo moo the Moo King Moo. Mooooooooooooooooo!

Moo moo moo.

Mooberdrop? A rare moo. Moo moo moo moo.

Moo? Moooooooooooooooo.

Moo-moo-moomoo, moo. Moo moo (moo) moo moo.

Moo moo, the last Moo.

No moo moos!

Moo? Moo!

Moo? Moo!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Secret Cow Level Full-Cleared.
Deaths: zero.
Skills used: Poison Dagger @ 12/13, Bone Armor @ 10, Terror @ 1 (about ten times).
Portal Parking moves used (some in desperation, some by design): 17

I do not consider the Cow level to be part of the game. It's a fun thing to toy around with, though, or an extra resource available if you care to chance it. Generally, I do not bother, but I particularly wanted to play it with this character, and he handled it moo-tifully (albeit with a few close calls).

Vilehand heads on now to Nightmare.

- Sirian

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